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Saturday, 06 February 2010
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Here We Go Again
Chapter 2: Battle at the Pink Spa Place
“That light pole came from nowhere,” I said, and I put the pizza in my mouth, hoping the other two would do the same.
“Whatever,” Steven said, and I shot him a glare that paralyzed him for a bit. Satisfied, I smiled and winked at Amanda, who winked back, satisfied as well.
“Daddy, we don’t have school on Monday!” Amanda had failed to tell me this little tidbit of information.
“Why not?” I asked, surprised. I made a point to say that there were no holidays coming up.
“Teacher work day.” Just as good, I guess.
“That’s great! Maybe I should take Monday off, as well!”
Steven chuckled. “You sure they’ll let you? I don’t think they will.”
“Oh, I’m sure it’ll be fine. The kids have a test on Monday; any old sub will do.” I’m a teacher, I really am. I teach Biology in two levels: pre-AP and AP (which stands for Advanced Placement). We’ve just finished talking about the reproductive system, which was awkward enough without having Amanda find all the worksheets I was grading. The birds and the bees speech just isn’t enough after that.
“It’s the reproductive system,” Steven said. “I’m sure the kids know enough about that by now.”
“And what is that supposed to mean?” I eyed Amanda.
“It means that they probably have enough experience to know all about it anyway.”
“How do you experience the reproductive system?” Amanda asked innocently. So cute, yet so scarring to my parenting skills.
“You study it!” I exclaimed. “In books and Discovery Channel specials!”
“That’s not the only way to study-”
I snapped right up to Steven’s face. “Steven, I swear, if you let out one more word, you’ll not only be sleeping alone, but you’ll wish you didn’t have any male reproductive organs to protect, you got it?”
“Is that a threat?” He looked dumbfounded!
“Damn right it is. Now close your mouth before I make your testicles explode.” He closed it. “That’s how I like it.”
I slowed back down to my chair and Amanda smiled at me again. “So what are we doing in the weekend?” She asked. “Can we go to Grandma’s?”
“Oh, she said it!” I shouted with joy. “She said it, she said, Steven!”
“No!” he exclaimed, and I frowned at him until he sunk back into his seat.
“Grandma’s it is.”
When we got back home, Steven looked like he wanted to vomit. Was my mother’s house really that bad?
“Is it?” I asked him, and he laid back on the bed. He was even sweating, for which I usually blamed his size, but this time it was different. Something had to be done.
“It is,” he responded. “John, I’m sorry, but those people… Your parents don’t like me very much.”
I nodded. “I understand, but it’s wrong to keep playing their game. Maybe one day they’ll come to accept us. For now, we just hang tough, yeah?”
“Alright,” he said, and he sighed. “What are you going to do about the car?”
“Oh, you know what,” I said, “I should probably call her right now.”
“What was her name again?” Steven asked as I grabbed the business card from my pocket.
“Jessica,” I said. “Jessica Spa.”
“Spa? That’s a weird name.” Steven stood and took the card from me. “No, John. That’s the name of her business…” It didn’t take him long to realize what he had discovered. He was a bit slow sometimes.
“I know,” I said, snatching the card back from him. “Jessica Spa,” I continued reading it, “and Beauty Parlor. Run by Jessica Spalding. Clever.” I looked at Steven.
“She owns a spa!” he exclaimed. “Could we have been so lucky or what?!”
“Or what?” I asked. “It’s just a spa.”
“It’s not JUST a spa, John. It’s a spa owned by someone who owes us. Do you know how many appointments I can get for free?”
“With your bargaining skills? None.” I took out my cell phone. In our house, we didn’t have a phone. All three of us had cell phones, and there was no need for a house phone. That’s a silly idea.
“Well, I beg your pardon,” Steven said, offended. “I’d like to let you know that I have excellent skills at bargaining.”
“No,” I said, “we’re going to get the car fixed, Steven. I’m not trading in a rear bumper and a taillight for a day in a Jacuzzi. You’d have thought you got enough on our last vacation.”
“A day in a Jacuzzi? You think that’s all I want? No, no,” he said, walking slowly toward me.
“Are you trying to be sexy? Don’t,” I said, “it won’t work.”
“What do you mean?” He laid his hand on my chest and rubbed his hand down to my stomach.
“Alright, I’m walking away.” I turned, but he grabbed my shoulder and turned me around. “Steven, we’re not going to Jessica Spa and Beauty Parlor.”
A small bell rang as we opened the door. “Ooh!” Amanda exclaimed, amazed by all the pink paint and wind-chimes hanging all over the place.
“Typical,” I said, and approached the front desk. “Excuse me,” I asked the receptionist, “is Jessica Spalding in?”
“Oh, no, not now!” the lady responded in a thick Vietnamese accent. She was filing her nails, and the white residue dropped on the blank membership papers.
“Well, I really need to speak to her,” I said.
“You think I got time to listen to you?” The lady spread her arms on the counter and leaned across it. “You think I want to listen to you?”
“Um, aren’t you the receptionist?” I asked. I couldn’t really read the name on her name tag.
“That doesn’t mean I’m your psychiatrist,” she said slowly. “Now what you want? You want spa?”
“No, I don’t want spa!”
Steven intercepted. “Excuse me, honey, my name is Steven.” He held out his hand for a handshake. The Vietnamese lady stared at it and crossed her arms, leaning on one leg.
Steven took his hand back. “Yes, well, we were just hoping to speak to Mrs. Spalding for a little while, and-”
“She not here, you don’t understand, what?” Her aggressiveness disconcerted me.
“She crashed in to my car, and I can’t drive without my taillight!” I stated.
“Oh, a little taillight isn’t a problem,” Steven said.
“Yes, it is!” I argued.
“No, it’s not. What’s important is that Ms. Spalding feels comfortable.”
“I don’t feel comfortable!” I shouted.
“It’s not about you, John!”
“We’re not hassling the lady for a free spay day, Steven!” I put my hands on the counter and directed myself toward the Vietnamese lady. “I need my taillights fixed as soon as possible! Can you give me a personal number, or something?”
A voice came from behind the wall which separated the spa, I assume, with the waiting area. “What is the problem, Ling Ling?!” From the side, where the hallway opened behind the wall, came a busty blonde with her cackling heels and overly-short skirt. As she saw me, she fell back into the wall.
“Excuse me!” I shouted, and I was about to walk over to the hallway behind the wall when Steven cut me off again.
“No, John, I beg of you, please let me handle this.”
“I don’t think so Steven,” I said. “I want my taillights fixed!”
“I’ll fix your taillights later on tonight, just please let me do this.”
“Steven, not in front of Amanda!” I looked at my little girl, who was watching us intently. “Amanda, go sit, honey. Here,” I said, taking my wallet. “Go ahead and buy yourself some candy from that machine.” I didn’t have any change, so I gave her a dollar. “Go ahead, go ahead.” She scurried off with a smile and some bright eyes, then I turned back to Steven, but he was gone.
“No, Steven!” I scurried off behind the wall. The woman Jessica had called Ling Ling was back to filing her nails, and I realized that my hands were dirty with her nail residue. I dusted my hands on my pants and reached the hallway just as Steven was beginning to speak.
“If you’d let us-”
“No, Steven!” I exclaimed, and I moved on to Jessica, who breathed in and fixed her hair at the sight of me. She smiled.
“Hey, I didn’t expect to see you so soon!”
“Yeah, well, I had no choice,” I looked at Steven then back at her. “Do you want to fix the taillight problem?”
“I thought you’d call first, but I appreciate an aggressive man,” she said, ignoring Steven.
“Yeah, that’s all good, but I really need my taillights. I don’t want to get a ticket.” There was a moment of silence while she stared at me. I knew where this was going, and it was so not working for me. “Listen, can we just get this over and done with?”
“My name is Jessica,” she said, extending her hand.
“John.” I shook her hand. “Listen, I really have to get going. I have some tests I have to grade, and-”
“You teach! What do you teach?” Phase 1: Over-excitement.
“I teach Biology, but that really doesn’t matter.” Steven gave her a strange look as if saying “I’m RIGHT HERE!” I couldn’t help but chuckle in the inside.
“Oh, Biology!” She exclaimed.
“Yes, so do you want to find a mechanic, or should I? I have a relative, and she works great with cars.”
“Oh, sure, sure!” she said, closing in on me. I stepped back. “How about you give me your number, and we can talk every once in a while?”
“About the taillight?”
“About the taillight, yes.” Jessica stopped walking toward me, but not soon enough so that her breasts were at a comfortable distance. Phase 2: Sexual seduction.
Steven pushed me back. “Hey, listen,” he said to Jessica in a sarcastic tone, “I really like you and all, and you’re very pretty, but my partner and I,” stress on the partner, “will be going now. We have your number, we’ll call you.” Steven didn’t realize he had made the biggest mistake of his life.
“Partners, like business partners?” Jessica said, following us out unto the waiting area. Phase 3: Denial.
Amanda and Ling Ling were in deep conversation about the hair styles on one of the magazines while sharing some Skittles.
“I like this one!” Amanda said.
“Oh, yeah, very pretty! Maybe I do for you, yes?” Ling Ling expressed emotively.
“Come on, Amanda!” Steven said, dragging me by the arm across the glossy pink-colored floor.
“OK!” she said, and Ling Ling called out.
“OK, you come back pretty girl!”
As we went out the door, Jessica shouted my name. “John!” Phase 4: Pursuit. If three strikes mark the out, imagine how I feel at four.
“I’ll call you!” I shouted back, as Steven opened the door for me and shoved me in the car. It would have been kind of romantic if it hadn’t been for the fact that he misjudged my height and slammed my head on the top of the car.
He didn’t quite notice. He slammed the door and went to the passenger seat. Jessica shouted “OK!” but was muffled because the doors were closed. Amanda entered, and I waited until she was safely buckled to turn the car on and leave.
“You really shouldn’t have done that,” I told Steven. “You don’t know what that woman’s capable of.”
“I’m not going to let some bimbo seduce my man,” he said.
“Should you even worry about that? I mean-” I cut off, because it really was useless. The damage was done and there was no reversing it. Now all we could do is wait out the storm.
Sure enough, the next text message on my phone was an unknown number saying: “hey its jessica. ill wait 4 ur call k?” That was five minutes after I left.
All it took for her were five minutes. Five minutes and I’m screwed.
“Whatever,” I told Steven in the car, and the next comment from Amanda made my day.
“I liked Ling Ling. She was so cool!” Of course. Leave it to my 12-year-old to find the good in people. I can’t even scratch the surface. -
Let the World End
Chapter 1- Static Electricity
Alex sat on the edge of the cliff, legs hanging out unto the abyss that the meteor had made. It had cleared out an entire portion of the town just two nights before, lighting up the sky for one hundred miles. It was then that Alex’s curiosity had been too much and he decided to venture out from his neighboring village with his friend Slone.
“Are we done here?” Slone asked, bored. The young man fell back and landed with his head just over the crater. He looked up at Alex, who was mesmerized by the immensity of the place. “It’s just like you to want to look at a deep hole for hours on end.”
“Chill,” Alex said, his deep voice rumbling. “It’s awesome- look at it. What could do that?”
“A meteor,” Slone said. “Now, come on, I have a date tomorrow, and I heard this chick puts out all on the table.” He snickered.
“You have a problem, get it fixed.” Alex stood.
“Well, that’s no reason for you to get jealous, my dear friend.”
“Why did I bring you along again?”
“You love me,” Slone said. He stood. “What now? Can we go back?”
“No!” Alex said. “If you want to go back, go back.”
“Why would you ever stay here? It’s so boring! Look at the place, it’s so desolate!”
Alex grunted and sat. “Help me climb down.”
“Are you crazy?!”
“No.” Alex reached within the pocket of his woolen pants and pulled out a piece of paper with intricate markings. Slone shuddered at the presence of it.
“Where did you get that?” Slone asked, as he sat next to Alex.
“I made it.”
“No you didn’t!” Slone gasped. “Where did you learn to make Cantoris?”
“It’s a very low-level Cantori,” Alex pointed out. “Justin helped me make it.”
“Where did Justin learn how to make Cantoris?”
“Just hold on!” Alex said, putting his hand on the paper. “I need to concentrate.”
“No, no, no! Alex!” Slone stood up, terrified. “You know those things are illegal if you don’t have a license. If you activate it here, we’ll have Tamers all over us by the end of the… minute!”
“Calm down!” Alex stood up, towering over Slone. “I told you- it’s a very low-level Cantori. I researched it and average citizens can use the most basic of Cantoris without a license. Besides,” Alex turned around, “there’s nothing but forest around us.”
“That doesn’t matter, Alex. Those little pieces of parchment give out a signal like a dragon’s roar.” Slone backed away.
“Don’t even worry about it. It’s a storage Cantori, nothing bad will happen.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah,” Alex said, masking his insecurity. “I’m sure.”
Slone sighed. “And you’re sure you know how to use it?”
“How hard can it be?” Alex closed his eyes. “Now, be quiet. I need some time to read the words.”
The tall youth held the paper in both his hand as his friend watched, worried and sweaty. Alex took a deep breath, feeling the wind around him starting to whip the nearby trees and Slone himself, who felt unsure of his step and had to sit down so that he wouldn’t fall over. The wind gathered in a pocket around Alex, moving his clothes and buffeting the piece of parchment he held in his hands. It didn’t faze Alex as he continued to read the enchantments. It almost scared Slone, how proficient his giant friend looked. It wasn’t enough that Alex had been left at the doorsteps of the church of his village and that his skin was slightly darker than everybody else’s (although compared to the villager’s pale skin despite the hours of sun they received from farming, many things looked significantly darker), but listening to the chants from the Cantori and the whistling the wind made against the grass at Alex’s feet filled Slone with a deep sense of pity. He had pity that in a community such as theirs, where normalcy was almost dictated as a law and any deviation of that punished under severe psychological isolation, Alex had to be so different with his tallness, the tanner color of his skin, and now the talent to read Cantoris so easily.
As Alex finished the incantation, the wind subsided completely as if it had disappeared into the void, a deep, black, gaping hole that appeared upon the paper. Alex quickly reached within the hole, and immediately Alex turned icy cold. Digging around inside the hole blindly, he managed to pull out the tip of a rope that looked like any other rope Slone had seen. Alex threw the rope to Slone, who stood up and tugged at it.
“Pull it,” Alex commanded, “I have to keep the Cantori working.”
Slone nodded. He tugged and pulled, more and more, until the entire rope fell to the ground and the hole disappeared. “I didn’t know the action of activating a Cantori was so violent,” Slone observed, moving to the nearest tree.
“It’s not supposed to be,” Alex said, staring at the piece of parchment. “I guess I’m not that good at it.”
“How do you know it’s not supposed to be?” Slone asked from the tree as he tied the rope around it, forming a formidable knot.
“I’ve seen it done before.” Alex rolled up the piece of parchment and replaced it in his pocket. “But that doesn’t matter, I’ll study it later.” He went over and grabbed the rope, tying it around his waist.
“I don’t think you should,” Slone confessed, worried. “What would the others think?”
“Since when has it mattered what the others think?” Alex inspected the rope at his waist and confirmed that it could hold. “Now, help me down.”
“What is it that you want to go look at?” Slone asked. “There’s nothing in there.”
“Maybe,” Alex said, “but what if there is?”
“If there is, it’s dangerous, and you should do well not to get involved.”
“All my life I’ve been different than everybody else,” Alex said, “so why should I make myself the same now? It’s too late for that; I won’t gain the respect everybody thinks a person should deserve.”
“You certainly won’t gain it with this,” Slone said, grabbing the rope in his two hands. “Besides, do you really think I can lift a giant like you?”
“I’ll climb down using the rocks. The rope is just a precaution. Just hold on to it in case I slip.”
“In case you slip, I’ll be dragged to hell with you!”
“Don’t worry about it,” Alex assured, “everything will be OK.” Alex neared the edge of the crater, several stories high. Alex was surprised at how much bigger it had become now that he had dared challenge it. It couldn’t have been bigger than the royal castle at Nevaeh- that would just be ridiculous. But it was big nonetheless.
Alex sat at the edge to ready himself for the climb down the crater, and as he steadied his foot on one of the rocks below, he looked up at Slone. “Thank you for doing this,” Alex said. “You’ve always been there.”
Slone stomped on the ground. “Just hurry up, Alex, I want to get out of here!”
“Your date, right.” Alex began his descent.
“No, it’s not that,” Slone stated. “It’s just that… I have a bad feeling about this, Alex. You know how I get when I get bad feelings.”
“Don’t remind me,” Alex said, but it was for naught.
Memories flashed across his mind from when they were barely children. They were playing in the fields of their local farmer, Trevor, a hardy man who never proved to be light-hearted or to approve of foolishness. One day, out of the blue, Slone had turned to look at Alex and express the bad feelings he was having, as if something was going to happen and that they should get out of the farm as soon as possible. As it turns out, Trevor was making his rounds early around his farm that day, and if they had not gotten out they would have surely received a beating from the farmer.
Then there was the other instance. It was but a year ago that the kingdom of Nevaeh, the kingdom Alex and Slone lived in, ended the war with the kingdom of Rosencreutz through a truce, a temporary cease-of-arms that threatened to explode near their borders, where skirmishes still happened every so often. The village that Slone and Alex live in so happens to be near the borders of Nevaeh and Rosencreutz, and one day not so long before the forming of the pact between the two kingdoms, Slone and Alex wandered through the streets until Slone received a sort of “bad feeling”. Not too long after that, soldiers from the Rosencreutz army marched right through their village, threatening to pillage and burn if they did not receive the supplies they demanded. Every villager agreed, and the village was left untouched.
Still, as Alex made his way down the crater, he made sure that every step downward he took was safe and secure. He worried not about the descent itself, though. What he worried about was the feeling he received from the center of the crater itself. The meteor seemed nowhere in sight, if it WAS a meteor that had created the crater in the first place. Alex chuckled at himself. Of course it had to have been a meteor.
“Alex!” Slone shouted from above, snapping Alex from his thoughts and concentration.
“What?!” Alex shouted back, still moving.
“Are you OK down there?!”
“Yes!” Alex yelled, and as he reached ground that he could stand on, albeit slanted, he let go of the rocks protruding from the crater’s wall. “I’m untying the rope!”
“What?!”
“I’m untying the rope! I’ve reached the bottom!” Alex starting untying the knot he had made and let the rope fall at his feet.
“Be careful, Alex! I have a bad feeling!”
“Don’t remind me,” Alex whispered to himself, and he started to walk.
There was an eerie wind that blew across the crater. It chilled him, but at the same time it had a hot breath that enveloped his soul and that fueled his curiosity. As he stepped over rocks and went around craters, he began to get closer and closer to the center and as he did so, he began to see that the ground had been charred, burnt soil producing fumes that made Alex’s nose tickle. Eventually, Alex got used to the smell but not even the stench of burnt rocks drained his desire to investigate. He reached the center, and to his utter dismay he found nothing. Alex looked back toward Slone. He wasn’t there anymore. Ah, Alex thought, lazy bum probably sat down.
He grabbed his arms with his hands. The wind had gotten worse. He looked around and noticed a patch of dirt that seemed unaffected by the impact, or at least it was unlike the scorched earth around it. Alex approached it with curiosity, and as he reached it he could feel a certain pulse of energy that managed to stop him in his tracks. Static coursed through his veins now. It paralyzed him not only with its strength, but also with fear. There was nothing in this world that could create that unless it was an elemental Cantori, and those could only be found in the royal library in Nevaeh’s castle.
Overcoming the sense of doom that pumped in his heart, he neared the patch of dirt and, ignoring the pulsating power of the static in his blood, he dug. When he reached a soft, parchment-like paper, he was almost scared of what he would find. What if it was an elemental Cantori? He would be blamed for all sorts of crimes- breaking into the library, carrying a high-level Cantori without a license, investigating an unsafe site and putting the life of his friend Slone in danger. The possibilities were limitless. What if he was rewarded for the discovery of such a thing at the site of a meteor crash?
Why would there be a Cantori there anyway? He pulled at the paper and inspected it, a tingling feeling at the tip of his fingers. There was a single insignia which he could not read. He was not well-enough versed in the art of the Cantori to read many anyway. He quickly rolled it up and put it in his back pocket, the feeling of the Cantori looming at his backside.
Alex jogged his way to the side of the crater with the rope- still no sign of Slone. He tried shouting at him, but Slone gave no response. Alex uttered a curse and tied the rope so he was sure he wouldn’t kill himself if he fell. Too bad Slone wasn’t there to help pull him up to the surface, but it was all the same to Alex. He climbed the crater with ease.
On his way up, Alex couldn’t help but think about Slone’s “bad feeling”. He hoped and prayed that that wasn’t the reason for his disappearance. Of course, Slone could have just gone back to the village. He had seemed anxious enough, and he has been known to leave whenever he fancied it. Of course, the Cantori Alex had used to summon the rope could have alerted something nearby… There were other things besides Tamers that could sense the roar of a Cantori, and they weren’t exactly human. But they were so close to the village, it’s impossible for one of those things to be nearby and not cause havoc and destruction.
Alex chuckled. As he reached the top, the first thing he saw was Slone’s head on the ground and the red liquid that flowed from his forehead. Shutting everything else out, Alex scrambled to the grass-covered ground and knelt beside Slone. He was still breathing, although only slightly. His eyes were blank, which was not a good sign. He was unconscious. From immediately behind him, Alex felt a slight rush of wind that made the hairs on the back of his neck stand up. He immediately wheeled around, but it was too late for him.
As soon as he stopped his turn, half-turned, he faced a hand. It wasn’t a substantial hand, because he could see right through it, the beautiful mirage of a woman evanescent. The hand threatened with the same sensation the Cantori he had stored in his back pocket contained. A slight spark of electricity radiated from her disappearing body every few seconds like a starry night.
“Who are you?” the woman said. Her voice, unlike the rest of her body, was solid. “Who are you?”
Alex struggled to speak. “A-Alex.”
“Why are you here?”
Alex looked back at Slone. He had to get him to a doctor, something. “I just wanted to come see what was here.” Alex inched back toward Slone. If need be, he could pick him up and run back to the village, where it was safe.
“That’s not a good answer,” the figure said. “What do you have in your back pocket?”
Alex turned, and with a massive surge of will he picked Slone up from the ground and started running as fast as he could. At a time like this, it was good that his size was twice than Slone’s. However, he could feel the wraith behind him following.
“What do you want?!” Alex called back, tiring. “I haven’t done anything wrong!” He tripped. Falling on the ground, Alex squirmed at a sharp pain in his ankle. He shot a quick glance, but decided he wouldn’t when he realized he had twisted his foot almost forty five degrees.
The figure was floating above him now, it had caught up. Its face was up to his, and he froze. What could he do now? A broken ankle and an unconscious friend were hardly assets.
“You’re interesting,” the figure said. “You’ll do.” With a bright flash of light, Alex felt as if his heart was gripped tightly. His eyesight went black, and the hold on his heart became stronger. It was a physical pain which took him then, one which made him forget his ankle and every other part of his body. He felt his heart explode, and he remembered death.
Wednesday, 03 February 2010
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LAZINESS IS OVERPOWERING!
Yeah, I'm starting to feel really lazy.
Take today, for instance. All I did today was pretty much nothing. I finished one article of the two I have to do for tomorrow for my French class, and I'm about to start my 60-question Biology exam that's due Friday today. I haven't studied for my Eco test either, but I could care less about that.
Maybe I really should muster some strength and rise above it all, but to be honest, I don't feel like it.
This is sucks. I'm going to Lone Star. I should quit trying.
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH SENIORITISSSS!!!!
Friday, 29 January 2010
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Let the World End
Prologue
The engraved double-doors slammed shut as the convict was ushered within the lavish court room, shackles and chains dangling from her hands. The audience stood, as witnesses, and the judges sat, as indignant gods. The gavel was pounded, and the judgment began.
“Now brought upon is the case of Hound vs. The Kingdom of Lumière.”
One of the three judges, a woman with scraggly red hair that wired outward away from her head, leaned over to the one in the middle, the Head Judge, whose hair was losing tint and so appeared gray, and whispered in his ear. “I had heard the prosecuted was beautiful, but I didn’t imagine her quite this beautiful.”
“I must say,” said the other judge on the right, “I am quite surprised too.” The middle one said nothing.
“Asher, I know you of all people,” the woman judge said, “would declare her innocent because of her… traits.”
“Oh, calm down, Olive,” Asher said, leaning back in his chair and stroking back the pitch-black bangs from the front of his face. “If anything, I’d convict her. Beauty that immense should be illegal everywhere.”
“Oh, please,” Olive chuckled. “I don’t forget, much less that one time when you finally convinced me to join you in one of your infamous escapades.”
The Head Judge cleared his throat, and his bored, scratched voice interrupted the conversation. “Please take note,” he said slowly and tiredly, “that we are here to pass on righteous judgment as ordained by our king.”
“Can’t forget that,” said Asher, as the accused reached her podium. The judge stood. “Victoria Hound. What is your plea?”
“My plea?!” she yelled out. “What’s that matter now, huh?! Tell me!” She flipped her long blonde hair to the side.
“You had many opportunities, many witnesses, and still you insist that you did the right thing here?” Asher smiled. “Need I remind you of our prime witness?”
“Fuck him! He’s a pig!” Victoria was pushed to the ground by one of the guards, a sign she took to heart as she stood.
“May I remind you, Ms. Hound: we do not allow for insults here in our courtroom.”
“This whole case is an insult,” Victoria muttered, and stood defiantly before the panel of judges, her feet firmly planted on the ground, staring up at the figures of conspicuous and superfluous power. “I plead not guilty.” There was a mutter throughout the court room. “But that really doesn’t matter, does it?”
“Innocent until we say so, Ms. Hound,” Asher said, and with that, he sat.
“Of course, I wouldn’t doubt it,” Victoria said. “Bunch of old-age hypocrites.”
“That is enough!” Olive stood with fervent amounts of terror and fright in her eyes. “You dare oppose us?!”
“It’s not just me, you stupid hag!” Victoria laughed. “It’s the whole kingdom! Even your figurehead king is funding the rebellions!”
“You simpleton!”
“That’s your response to everything!”
The old Head Judge’s voice rumbled in the court room. “Order!” Then, it returned to its normal, tired pace. “What do you mean by this, Ms. Hound? This information had not been delivered to us.”
“It means exactly as you hear it.” Victoria turned around, addressing the whole courtroom. “You heard it! This kingdom will fall, and all of its snot-nosed bureaucrats and aristocrats with it!”
“How nice of her,” Asher leaned to the Head Judge. “What do you think about this, Alabaster?”
“It’s no need to worry.” Alabaster coughed and proceeded. “Your sentence, Ms. Hound, will be read by Master Asher. Master Asher, please rise.”
With a smug smile on his face, Asher stood and was surprised that his raw show of power, his gaze, was ignored by Victoria’s awesome demeanor. He sheathed his dagger eyes.
“Victoria Hound.”
“What?!” She yelled, and she was pushed to the ground again.
“Thank you, guards,” Asher cleared his throat. “Victoria Hound.”
“You never get bored of saying it, do you?” Victoria demanded from the floor. The guard to her right reached down, pulled her up by the hair, and placed his hand on her mouth.
“Victoria Hound- the name does embitter the tongue, doesn’t it- you have been found… guilty- guilty, guilty, guilty on two accounts of high treason against the crown and… insolence.” Asher’s robe seemed to remain static as he did a little dance on his toes. He sat.
High Judge Alabaster pounded his gavel and again, with his tired old voice, damned the convict. “You have heard the verdict and the judgment.”
“Much good that did!” Victoria argued through the guard’s hand.
“Death for high treason!” Alabaster pounded the gavel again.
As the guards escorted Victoria Hound to the door of the court room, the eyes of the witnesses followed her until she stopped suddenly and turned to her left. A young man with black hair stood taller than her, and without even gracing her with the respect of looking at her, spoke. “You had options.”
“Don’t talk to me,” she spit at his feet. The guards did not notice. Time had stopped.
“Dear sister,” the young man said, immobile, “you insult me because of your choice?”
“What choice?” she asked. “Bow to a rotting government or want better for my people? Why should I stoop below a statue of a god that doesn’t exist?”
At this, the young man turned his head. A tattoo on his forehead was made apparent by the small beam of light that penetrated from the miniscule window above him on the roof. “How do you know that?”
“He-”
“No,” the young man interrupted. “Think.” He articulated the following words. “How do you know?” There was a long silence, and the young man turned his head once again toward the front of the courtroom, concealing his tattoo. “We may not know if he lives yet, Victoria, but his forces are at play. It’s something we cannot ignore, especially us.”
“You want your power?” Victoria snarled. “Take it. I don’t want it.”
“You know that’s not up to me. Your powers have been taken away because you made a choice, Victoria. Now suffer the consequences.” With a snap of the young man’s finger, time slowed to a start, and Victoria continued walking toward the doors.
“Ghrey,” she yelled out, kicking and protesting futilely, “you traitor!”
The double-doors slammed, and Olivia and Asher looked at each other with confusion. “Ghrey?” Asher said.
“She’s delirious.” High Judge Alabaster stood and walked off behind the curtain that draped over the posterior portion of the courtroom, his two lower judges bickering as they followed behind him. -

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By Matt and Kim
Good Ol' Fashion Nightmare
see relatedHere We Go Again
Chapter 1: Bluebonnet Forest
Life takes some funny twists and turns. I expected Steven’s new copy of “Home Décor” to come, but instead, the big bold red letters jumped out at me like fireworks on a fourth of July. What did I win?
That didn’t matter, because I had already won. At least that’s what it said. My hopes and dreams realized: that’s what I wanted. “Oh, yeah,” I thought as I walked back around my cul-de-sac, that infinite, semi-perfect circle. I always wondered about the existence of cul-de-sacs. You could fit these houses on a street. Why did they have to stop suddenly?
“Watch out!” my daughter screamed on her bicycle coming from the opening in the imperfect circle. Later on, I would say “That light pole came from nowhere!” but for now, I was on the ground with a red, cylindrical print on my forehead. I rubbed it down and grimaced. That was the third time today!
“Dad, dad, dad!” she yelled out. She was an angel, just a perfect girl! I couldn’t believe she was twelve and already taking care of me.
“What?” I let out. “It’s nothing!”
“Dad, that’s the fourth time today!”
“Third time!” I think. She held out her hand and helped me up. So strong, too!
“Fourth time,” she said, letting out a forceful grunt as she helped me up. She lifted her bike from the ground and sighed at me. “You need to be more careful.”
“I promise I will be, honey,” I said, and prayed that it wouldn’t happen again.
“Dad, I think this is a good time to talk to you about my plans for the future,” she began, starting to walk.
My heart skipped a beat and out of my mouth. She’s already thinking about the future? That can’t be a good sign. Half my mind wanted to ask “You’re not pregnant, are you?” but knew that the idea was ludicrous. She’s twelve. Haha…
“I think I need to get a job first, though.”
I prayed that she wouldn’t tell me she’s pregnant.
“A job?” I asked innocently, looking up at the sky to keep myself from throwing up. “What for, sweetheart?”
She giggled because my voice had cracked. She continued. “Well, you know, I do want to go to Harvard.”
“And you could!” I looked down at her in a relieved motion.
“And I need a car if I want to get around to all the places I want to visit.”
“And those places would be?”
“Like… My job!”
“Oh, honey,” I said, “you don’t need a job right now!”
“But how would I save money?” We reached the front door and opened it to the scent of bluebonnet forest candles.
“Smells like your future,” I said, “slow to come and refreshing.”
“Did he open my candles again?! I told him not to do it!” She dropped the bike down on the ground.
“You know how he gets around those candles!” I called out. “Steven can’t keep his hands off ‘em!”
It was true, after all. He always had to have something burning, whether it was a candle or dinner.
As I chuckled at the horrible cooking on the kitchen counter, Amanda came storming into the kitchen. “No, no, no!” she shouted. “They were a gift for my teacher Ms. Dubinski!”
I lifted the tray of lasagna with the top layer of charred cheese and called out something of my own. “We’re having ashes for dinner today!”
“Very funny!” Steven said, and slammed his jump rope on the counter. I rolled my eyes at another one of his many failed exercise plans.
“Another one of your failed exercise plans?” I asked, exasperated.
“It’s not failed, I barely started it yesterday.”
“Well, it will fail, trust me.”
“That’s not the problem here!” Amanda put her hands on her hips and pouted. Ah, her immortal skill. “The problem is the candles!”
“What about them?” I mimicked her.
“No, don’t try to make light of this situation!” Where did she get that from? “They were for Ms. Dubinski!”
“I’m sure she’ll like them just as much, Amanda,” I chuckled. “With the… burnt wicks.” I laughed. I know; I’m a terrible parent.
“It’s not funny!” She yelled. She really was upset this time. Through my exploding giggles, I looked at Steve and shrugged.
“I guess you should apologize.”
Steve scoffed and his eyes bugged out. “What? I have to apologize? What about the time when she ate all the chocolate you gave me?”
“That was that one time!” she protested. “This isn’t fair!”
“Life’s not fair, sugar,” Steven protested back. “You know what?” he started, moving toward me but not turning to see he was going straight at the lasagna I was still holding. “You won’t have dinner tonight.” The rest was kind of a blur. He didn’t stop and misjudged his extra-large physique. Suffice it to say that the lasagna was eaten by my white shirt.
I know, I know. It seems as if they don’t get along, but they’re actually quite cute when they’re not arguing about candles and chocolate. I remember a specific time at which life was good and my shirt wasn’t covered with burnt cheese and pasta. The place was called-
“Hell, I’m sorry, John!”
“Dad!”
“What?!” My dreams were broken, my shirt was stained.
“Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!” Steven took the tray from my hands as Amanda rushed in with a towel she had already wet with some lukewarm water.
As my daughter rubbed my shirt with the towel, I couldn’t help but say, “What would I ever do without you?”
“Stain your shirts. Take it off!” At that moment, I understood why she had wanted to talk about her future. I understood even more as I handed her the shirt and she carried it to the sink.
“John, I’m so sorry!”
“It’s fine, it’s fine,” I said, although I was talking to myself more than I was talking to Steven.
“I feel so bad.” Steven sighed and went over to the sink to help Amanda wash the shirt.
“It’s just a t-shirt,” I said. “It’ll be no problem to clean it later!”
“I’ll wash it!”
“No, it was my fault, so I’ll do it!”
Sometimes people think “How wonderful it would be to have two people fighting over me,” but when those two people are dousing each other with water from the sink spray nozzle, it tends to get a little confusing on who you cheer for.
“Alright, alright, that’s enough, girls,” I said, taking the spray nozzle. “I’m sure you can fight over this later. We have to figure out what we’re having for dinner. I’m hungry!”
“Well,” Steven said, “one thing’s for sure. I’m not cooking again!”
“Neither am I,” Amanda pouted.
I wasn’t about to cook.
“Well, OK, how about I call my parents and ask them if we can go over to their house for dinner?”
“Oh, no!” Steven exclaimed, taking his jump rope. “I’m not about to walk into that house again. After the last time? Oh, no!”
The last time we went there wasn’t so bad. I voiced my opinion.
“The last time we went, the dog pushed me into the pool.”
“He did not!” I said. “You tripped on him.”
“It’s more like he fell back,” Amanda snipped.
“There, you fell back.”
“My point is,” Steven continued, “is that not even the dog likes me.”
“Apollo loves your company.”
“No he doesn’t.” From Amanda.
“Yes, he does. Go up to your room and change. You’re soaking wet, and we’re going to your grandparents’.” I snatched my shirt and stormed to my room.
It wasn’t long before Steven came in. “You’re upset.”
I was. “No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are. I know you. You’re upset, but try to look at it from my perspective!”
“You fell back into the pool! That’s a ridiculous perspective!”
“It’s not a fun one.”
“Well, it’s not my fault. I love my parents, and my mother is an amazing cook.”
“Is that what this is about?” Steven leaned on one leg. “I’m not a good enough cook.”
“Well,” I scoffed, “do you think you’re good at cooking?”
“I think I’m an excellent cook.”
I threw him my shirt. “My shirt is black with lasagna. BLACK!”
“It’s the oven, it overheats!” I let out a scream into the pillow of my bed. “Hey, none of that!”
“None of what?! What do you want me to do? You refuse to enter my parents’ house! It’s been almost a year since they’ve seen Amanda,” I lied.
“A year? We saw them a few months ago.”
“Which is a year to my parents! If they tell you they’ll be somewhere in twenty minutes, they’re there in forty.”
“Your parents’ sense of time isn’t my problem.”
“Well, it’s my problem, and it should be yours too.”
Then, a moment of silence. “Well, fine,” Steven said. “But I stink. You’ll have to give me an hour to get ready.”
“Fine, fine,” I said, chuckling on the inside. Once he closed the bathroom doors, I couldn’t help but give out a hearty laugh. Victory was mine, and he couldn’t take that away… Until he heard it.
“Was that you?”
“No,” but I couldn’t hold it in and the next thing I knew, we were on our way to eating out at Tony’s Pizza Corner.
“Why can’t we go to grandma’s?” Amanda called from the back of the car.
“Excellent question,” I gripped the wheel harder.
“Because I like pizza, and so does your dad.” Steven continued reading the latest edition of “Home Décor.”
“But I like grandma’s cooking!” I chuckled at Amanda, but mostly at Steven.
“Yeah, that’s what they all say.” Steven tossed the magazine onto the floor and crossed his arms.
“Do you have your seatbelt on, honey?” I asked Amanda, but like always, I felt ridiculous asking her such a trivial question. She was twelve, but I forgot she was going on forty.
“Of course I have my seatbelt on. Dad, did you not know that seatbelts can save your life? It’s statistically proven.”
“Yes, Amanda, I know.” Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Steven sneak on his seat belt. “Oh, hey,” I added, “did you know we won something in the mail?”
“We win something in the mail all the time, what’s so different this time?”
“I don’t know. It just jumped out at me.”
“They always do.” Steven’s skepticism bothered me. Maybe my hopes and dreams had been shattered after all.
“Most of the things you get in the mail ARE scams, Dad,” Amanda said.
“Well, I just have a good feeling about it, that’s all.”
“Did you look to see what it was?” I pulled into the parking lot.
“No, I didn’t. I was too busy cleaning the burnt lasagna off me.”
“Well, let’s not get into that again,” Steven said, getting out of the car.
“Amanda, did you finish Brave New World?” I asked. Why a twelve-year-old would ever choose to read that as a class assignment is beyond me.
“No,” she said. “I hate school.”
“And why is that?”
“Everyone tells me I sound like a white girl.” I couldn’t help but giggle. Steven wasn’t as kind.
“Newsflash,” he whispered to me, and I couldn’t help but laugh at her expense again.
“It’s not funny!” she shouted.
“Why would that be a bad thing?” Steven said. “People used to tell me that all the time in high-”
“In high school?!” she laughed.
“Yes,” I said, joining her. “You know, he had this saying, it was… What was it, Steven?”
“No!” He opened the door. “Don’t say it!”
“Cake and plushies go best together!” But I was alone in my excitement.
“They do,” my twelve-year-old stated seriously. Amanda went in followed by Steven, who stuck his tongue out at me. Before I could join them, a metallic screech stopped me in my tracks. No, not this again!
“I. Am. So. SORRY!” I heard from behind me. “SO SORRY!”
What I was hoping for was NOT a random woman crashing into my car at 5:00PM. I was hoping for a nice evening out at my parents’, eating my mother’s delicious chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and macaroni. Now my hopes and dreams really were crushed.
“Are you coming, Dad?” Amanda called out, holding the door open as I gaped at the woman who rushed toward me. She was almost crying.
“Yes, honey, go ahead and order something with Steve, and I’ll be right there.” I didn’t even turn to see her, and I was thankful the woman reached me after the door was closed. Perfect: a parking lot throw-down.
“I didn’t see your car, I’m sorry!” I turned to my car and noticed that the lady’s blue Hybrid was facing mine.
“Ah, that’s… that’s alright, I guess,” I muttered.
“No, it’s not!” At least one of us spoke the truth. “It’s not OK! I’m so sorry, I really didn’t see you.”
I wanted to ask “How did you not see it?” But instead, I said, “It IS pretty hard to see, isn’t it?”
“Yes, it is!” Liar. “But that doesn’t matter. Listen, I’m really late to my appointment, but here’s my card! Promise me you’ll call me? I feel really bad!”
I nodded and smiled. “Yeah, that’s… that’s fine.” I felt dull for some reason, like this wasn’t real.
“Alright!” Her long blonde hair rushed at me as she gave me a hug. I smelled honey on her, as if her perfume was made specifically to attract bees. She pulled back and smiled awkwardly. “Sorry, was that weird? It was weird, wasn’t it? I know, it really was weird, but I just- I feel so bad!”
“It’s cool,” I whispered.
“No, it’s not, I feel bad!”
“It’s fine.”
“I’m sorry!”
“It’s OK.”
“Sorry!”
“It’s FINE!” I shouted with vexation, “It’s fine!”
“Alright, alright!” She looked appalled. “You don’t have to yell at me!” She let out a squeal of disapproval.
“You don’t have to squeal at me,” I looked at the card, “Jessica! I’ll call you, I’ll call!”
“OK!” She said excitedly and she turned around. She was scantly clad, and I considered telling her that the lower part of her butt was showing beneath her short black skirt, but that serves her right. She turned back and winked at me, and suddenly I knew that her skirt wasn’t the reason for her public display of affection. Toward me. Here we go again.
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